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For 03/03/2023 – Getting Started

March 2, 2023

For 03/03/2023 @11:11:11My home server stopped working so I got ionto virgin and bt top set me up a new home server – they would not help me – said I need to take their business broadband.

So I had my Toshiba set up as a Linux box using Firefox. It will not access Turin Tutor – I am really pissed off – nothing I do seams to work – I have written to The Mayor of Manchester – Andy Burnham but he has not replied – I am really pissed off about it. There has to be a way forward with these people – I will wait until we have completed 

1. Tutor

2. Business

3. Student

4 Tutor Stiudent

5 Maghnacarta

6 Shady Hollow

7 Q Core Registration  services

8 Business / Shady Hollow

I recon that once you have mastered Tutor these will be done in a weekend – I hope.

I will look at your git hub – if you tell me which one to clone I will have a go……..!!!!!!!!


David Attenborough

March 2, 2023

Have Set up David in Greta Thunberg 0 Must Write to Greta tomorrow.

Azure by Richard

February 25, 2023

Ok – looking at putting together a full stack blazor crud example for hosting as an azure static web app – love azure static web apps – free and I’m interested to see if we encounter the sql lite being blitzed issue – if we do I’ll use azure sql as I need to have a look at it at some point.

Azure Static Web Apps – App Service | Microsoft AzureA modern web app service that offers streamlined full-stack development from source code to global high

It’ll take a while to put the framework together but I should have some time today to get the ball rolling. Going to use chatbot as much as I can to see where it gets me!

Watched a blog on another awesome looking AI product

The IFOC – Fun with Flags – Eco Globe / Geology

February 24, 2023

Hi Mike I have been spring cleaning my house – it looks great. I still can not drive so can’t get to see you.

Why don’t you pop over one evening we can go for a meal and a pint and you can stop over – I am fit to receive visitors- finally.

Can you please go to HTTP:// and start to use it as a search engine instead of google – it will earn us revenue. Please look at the three bars on the right-hand side – click them then go to the Infonet. Please register a Protopage for your Ecoglobe – lets get selling it a priority – get your HTML fixed as soon as possible – i am going to be writing to the financial times – I have just started a venture called The IFOC – The International Federation of Countries for Geology Lessons – We need Eco Globe to teach it at The New Phoenix University – I would like you to develop the website Fun With Flags for me – a register of Countries Flags Capitals and World Leaders.

For a view to see what is going on in my life see my blog HTTP://

I am making you a product owner POG – Product Owner Geography and Geology. I loved Geology – it was tragic that I failed my O level – I wanted to do it at A Level – Perhaps now is my time – to study something other than IT.

Cheers Mike you are my Best Man – Love to Debbie and the boys.

How Tall are the Boys – I have lots of Adams Clothes that need a good home.

IFC 04:16:00 23 February 2023

February 23, 2023

The International Federation of Countries – IFC – was founded by Alan Bramwell for the promotion of World peace and education following a period of research and development in infonet and intranet services by Richard Gilbert of Red Camel Systems.

The flagship development will be HTTP:// – the development be launched by the initiative of Twighlight Golf at Air B and B Withington Golf Club Manchester England – The Cheshire hub of The Golf Hub.


HTTP:// (iFC)

HTTP:// – Greater Manchester Police Twilight Golf Society

HTTP:// – HTTP:// – IRQ Call Centre Control Sytstems

HTTP:// Turin / Tutor Registration

Richard, can you please register these sites with when you have decided on the vehicle that does not clear down entries.

Have the Forest404 registration include.

  1. Planet
  2. Country
  3. State/Province
  4. Post Code / Zip Code.

Prepare IFC announcement of Forest404 for The Financial Times / HTTP:// / HTTP:// – The Birdie / Osprey / Eagle and Wythenshawe FM TV and Radio / Community Guardians / The Mayor – Andy Burnham and Mike Kane MP

HTTP:// – Stratdisk Intranets

Progress as Priority

February 22, 2023

Thanks Richard

I have been breeding life into old machines to sell as Stratboxes. I am writing training material for USB  sticks – I have strange things happening to my old machines – they will not acce4s the internet but I can set up IIS but localhost  is not working so I have set up InetPub and wwwroot on a usb stick accessing it from a Turin folder on my desktop – we should be able to look on eBay for olde XP machines and sell them with memory sticks for kids learning to be web programmers.

Please focus on Student Registration – Tutor/studenr Registration as e’commerce costing £101 per registartation

Also as soon as is possible get Forest 404 infonet registrationtion working – add business and post code – the ID can be Business ID

Thanks for all your help I will be testing your stuff today 

Please put a link on forest 404 to Hoskyns Education Services address Please Trello this request then I will see that you have taken it onboard. Trello as Onboard Promotions

Data Types

February 22, 2023

C –


Cobol FD –

05:43:00 Lesson 1 – File Definitions

February 22, 2023

Session 1 Knowing Your Data

Task Class – TS Top Secret

World Pump Trade Analysis System

  1. Ditto
  2. Secopy
  3. Easytrieve

CICS / Blazor Hybrid Standards

February 17, 2023


I have been having excellent thoughts about transaction design 

We are going to emulate IBM cics transactions 

they have a command line

a command line messages line

a exec interface block called eibaid for global variables passed between transactions

View content for menus – content screen – list screen – multi member input 

and a system messages at the bottom of the screen

for each data code there is a blazor standard of




typical spec 


Command Line Message : xxxxxx


textbox  TUTUField1     – (Function TTUF1) (data code 001)

Tutor Message

transaction block for data code 002 Function TUTUF2



Etc Etc

System Message :

I will write a standards manual that reflects this

Thanks for all your trello feedback – looking at it today

Everest – Adam / Gilbert

February 16, 2023

New programming langauge.

This is going to be really simple – What we need t do is limit it to the work that you have done for Turin

We need to look at each statement and break it down into operators and operand then create twitter shorthand for operator

Then create a table that does pseudo code to Twitter Shorthand that takes in operands.

I would like the language to be called Adam – bus as you will be doing all the work i will be happy with Gilbert.

See Trello Everest

Blazor View Specification

February 2, 2023


Blazor View SpecificationWhat is a blazor screen/form.view called – is it mvc view

Will this do for now – need help with this

02/02/2023 08:30:00 Going to sleep now

First Adam Specification

February 2, 2023


This will shock you – I have produced a specification for a code generator – can you program from this

A Plea For Help

February 2, 2023


I have been watching training videos and have learned about power bi and google sheets.

I believe that power bi can look at government big data 

What I need you to do is spend just half an hour to help me out 

I would like you to do the following 

1 set up a Gmail e-mail address

create a google form and a google sheet 

share them and see if power bi will access them

I tried to use power bi – I think I got it to look at a google download – I’m not sure and the machine that i used to do it i cant recall where power bi is.

I would really like you to try if you can create a json file in import it into a php/mysql table / visual foxpro table then document how it is done for our university the new phoenix university and college.

Courses at HTTP:// – Password Protected

Thanks, Paul please ring me I like it when we talk.

Al – your brother!

Clear Business Negotiations

February 1, 2023

Hi Owen 

I don’t know what part of the recording that Adam Stableford did not like

Let me explain who i will be selling to

1. I will be selling to shops as I walk the streets

2. I will be selling to business owners as I call from door to door 

3 I will be selling to 1,000 golf clubs and golf professionals as i set up Magnacarta

4 I will be selling to golf club members with businesses

5 finally i will be selling to my associate consultants

I do not see any of these transactions a reason for rejecting me – I have an Auto Provisioning program that selects services – I i fail to become a business partner clear business will be bottom of the list behind BT / Vigin / Plustnet / Neatly and others.

I hope that we can work together as Red Octopus Broadband will be going on my Verastar Sites that I set up in Broadband Provisioning.

Derk Beswick Provisioning Manager entered into lifetime support with Manchester Community Guardians for The Erica Society Foundation Trust .

I have Newspapers / Radio Stations / TV and Cinema businesses to Promote my product – I have a company to promote my businesses called Onboard Promotions – You would not want me to give Verastar a bad review on The One Show / Frenada Reports and Newsnight would you!


HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// / Verastar Community Systems hyyp:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// (FacX-TV) HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// and many many others including skynet2020 and santanet plus the erica society foundation trust and the chrisie / community guardians Manchester.

Alan Bramwell

Verastar Community Systems CEO

Adam Training

February 1, 2023


You have done a great job with Tutor please Stop you are going to write it in Adam 

I am writing the manual it will involve JSO?N batch processing – can you please focus on a batch process into a SQL table 

Well Done 

see HTTP://protopage,com/teetimemovies HTTP:// for Full Stack Training we are going to have an Adam event at Cine World after Withington Golf Club

The date for this event is 7th July 2023 WGC Permitting

James can you please confirm that Richard can book the club on 7th July B and B to


SuggestIT Trello Members@Withigtongolfclub

January 31, 2023

See members trello  – I will Wigby this Richard – You can pick it yup after we have done Jason / XML Interfaces

31/01/2023 18:14:00

We have a zeus Project to do ticket hadling there will be the following tables

Business Table

Product Owner

Suggester Table

Ticket Table

Interrupt Request Table

Ticket to Interupt Request Many to Many Table

Product Owner to Ticket Table

Suggester to Ticket Table

Business to Product Owner Table

Business to Suggester Table

Cost of developmeny

4 functions per table





at £300 per function (1988 Rates)


£13,200 donated by Richard Gilbert and Alan Bramwell – Community Guardians



January 31, 2023

See for SuggestIT

Trello to Members at WGCAdd Table to Suggest IT 

Table 1 Communcations 

Table 2 Product Owner to Communications

Who Alan

What Communication 

When Now 

What For – Red Octopus Solicitors

How Much

2×300 for add to spread sheet function £600

James 31/01/2023 18:48:00

Richard is working very hard for you doing project Turin – he is pushing the limits of technology using Blazor Azure -= TrainIT will be used to train your Greens Staff – Steve Marr could Structure his golf lessons see

We never get any feedback from the Emails we send you – That disappoints us so much.

We are not doing this for our health we are improving golf club Management in a bid to bring peace and tranquillity

I am a mild meek and tender man – I am never rude to people – I may be assertive but never rude – I am always polite – It is my profession to be polite. 

And as for Martin Keates I aim very surprised at him – I thought Martin was a friend of mine – he does not reply to my emails. Not fitting for a club chairman.

Working Too Hard

January 31, 2023


its 8am in the morning for God’s sake – I thought it was about 2am

lots of Trello to be looking at


January 31, 2023

Rich I am thinking about specifications

i want the following

1. Feasibility Syudy – me – podcast

2 Functional specification – me – podcast

3 design specification – you google document

i think we are working on Olap cubes

Data Dictionary Table

1. Cube 1 – Channel

2 x coordinate 0 Table 

3 y co-ordinate  – column Language indicator

4 y co-ordinate – row – Data Code (Screen Row)

5 z co-ordinate Entry 1 to ten foxt text box literals

I would like you to change the structure of your tutor table to have an additional function the function is to read your text boxes and created local variables that are then fed into your current table.

I have been thinking about validation – here is what I need 

1. Mandatory / variable

2  Fomat

3 Range

4 Table 

I will need a text box for system messages there will be a table warning message and a table rejection message. These will be Plato Tables for Standard Text.


I would like you to look at Prestbury Golf Club 

I would like the chat bot on your forest screen with Plato messages and AI learning recording messages that are not understood – this is an application that will use your Protosearch you are working on AI and Olap for your – CV Trello Phoenix Spec


I am struggling thinking of a name for our new language

React.js uses Java Script

I want Turin.js to use

1. Unicode – Uni200

2 Phoenix

3 Tubol 0 Turin Business Oriatated language 0 Cobol

4 Forpro – Fortran

5 Sratch51 – Derivertive of Scratch We are going to clone Scratch


Went to see Otto today – Tom Hanks is Amazing 

Went to see Babakon – Brad Pitt was good

The Oscars will go to OTO Beter than Avatar the way of water


January 30, 2023

2024 will be a busy year for you we are launching Phoenix

Phoenix Medicare – NHS

Phoenix Quiz

Phoenix Shop

Phoenix Golf Club Systems

Phoenix Azure


Phoenix University

Phoenix the language – Phoenix Formulae

Phoenix Screen Painter 

Phoenix Diamond Reports

Phoenix List

Phoenix Pages

Phoenix Nimble Business Analysis

Phoenix Xenophon Documentation Management

Phoenix Control Systems

Phoenix IRQ – NHS

Phoenix Auto Union – Amazon

Phoenix auto provisioning for Red Octopus Broadband

Phoenix Learning

I have been watching Google Sheets/Power Bi/React JS/ Python it has taught me that you can do Json/XML

Microsoft Started with Bill Gates and Paul Alan / Microsoft With Mark and Google with two People – We can do this with a bit of effort – Unipay was started by one person using their spare time on his works machine – We are Cloning Uni200 for Web Publishing – Payroll/Personel/Post/Establishment Databases – Zeuss Multi-Channel Multi-Lingual Data Base – Spec By 07/07 – I am too busy – having a nervous break down – Trying to chill while you do the Quiz / Shop and Turin (NVQ ERA for Phoenix – User hook)


January 28, 2023

We are writing a patient reminder website for the Moses project – Atherleigh Park. I had a dispute with the NHS about being sectioned and Design House Designed 3 applications for the NHS within Mediacre

1.  An IRQ System to  log patients needs – Activities and Tasks

2. A ticketting Ststem to track progress

3. A reminder system to remind patients that their depot is due and appointments with the hospital.

Richard Gilbert is volunrteering £60,000 worth of development to the NHS,

The NHS have a Protopage account at Tees and Wear – Wythenshawe and South Mersey Block emails and Protopage – this is not acceptable when suicidal clients are doing CBT.

I was gifted a copy of BNF 78 September 2019 to 2020 for the development of Medicare – I may start to report drug side effects.

Trustpilot Review

January 28, 2023

Goddady is really great I have lots of stuff with them – they are generally very helpful – I have only had the one bad experience where I was left hanging for 10 minutes while the agent was looking at my problem – I put the phone down and rang back – it took me 20 minutes to reconnect – Godaddy needs to play a tune when put on hold – I recommend
My Company is Red Octopus we specialize in New Business Start Up – Infonet and Intranet Services – W are Pegasus Agile – For more about us see
We have just invented the Infonet – for Protopage Users we have asked Godaddy to put Protopage on its Social Media site list.
I am proud to announce that we host and with godaddy along with two timsneathinfonetshop websites ,co for the UK – which will be 1000 SSNA Outlets for us.
Like I said we have a new protopage search engine called – hosts that – I don’t know where but GoDaddy hosts Redcamel Systems. All is great today read
You can raise money in a number of ways – the cheapest is to register as a business using protopage and then buy clear business broadband gas water and electricity from me using an infinity discount card that you can buy the franchise for – the infinity discount card will earn you £7,000 – I only charge £35 for a batch of business cards, As a business owner you need business cards – you might as well buy infinity cards. I will blog this Trust Pilot on my SSNA Blog and circulate it to my team using Email – This is a Xenophon Genesys Document – You can buy my books on Relentless (Amazon) read about how our Auto Union Signature/Outcomes/ConnectionPathways Programs could have helped for Jef Bezos – We applied yo My Application to become a mediator but they have not replied – Well Done Amazon.
Alan Bramwell
Non Exec CEO Redcamel Systems
Non Exec Ceo Red Octopus
For The Erica Society Foundation Trust at
Red Camel Magnacarta/C21Quiz/Shadyholow WIP – Wigby Project

IRQ Phone Call by Richard – QTimebank

January 28, 2023

Protopage development Scrum Duties Sportaid and AndAble qroygbiv0 richardgilbertinfonet bramit blog withingtongolfclub thegolfchannel radioxl wythenshawefmtvand radio lokhul reporter grenadareports Email infinitytigerteam

Abandon Time Bank Recording Set Up Infinity Time Bank Recording for HTTP://qroygbiv0 Sprints

Do on Monday Have Sunday Off – Continue with Pegasus Agile Project / Nimble.

Do not load any more project/phases/activity/tasks/milestones till Richard has installed OpenWorkbench

Design House – Design Time Sheet with Termas of Reference Recording and Sprint Scheduling – Set this up in a Google Drive called Nimble – to contain Waterfall Specifications for Redcamel Systems. Expose Specifications for BSG-Eite.Biz University.

Set fees for BSG-Elite Full Stack at £1,000 – Tutor Microsoft Certified Programmer Richard Gilbert in Blazer Azure / MVC-C#-Sqlserver/ Javascript / Angular – Longhorn programming for StratboxHBS – Home Business Server

HTTP:// Alan Bramwell – Hoskyns Education Wigby Programming with Google.

HTTP:// Infinity Discount Card

HTTP:// – This Communication

HTTP:// – This Blog

I will now set up HTTP:// and in QNimble within Gmail account Red Octopus

I won bother to do Sportaid amendments yet I will wait til after Richard has completed the C21 Quiz.

SSNA Model Companies

January 27, 2023

Please supply cost or Tutor Cloning after you have perfected delete and an enquiry transaction like a banking online – with pages 1 to n

Well done – I have businesses that we are going to SSNA and Wigby / Power BI – we will not charge them



a clothing company that I am branding

a model agency 

a number of golf clubs

And Bsitting for Jobie

Prestbury Bug

January 25, 2023
Id like to report a bug on your website - your contact us on your scroll bar is not working - i had an experience wgere i clicked the contact us on your main screen and the scroll bar was not working there was no way home Nice site well done

i ve had the bug again when it happens a chatbox icon appears over the three task bars

Plea to Presbury Golf Club

January 25, 2023
I have a regional final for yor event on the 7th of july 2023 at cheadle golf club if i set you up with a spread sheet will you please administer it for me - it is for cancer relief the crities and magies and the red cross . wwn wildlife

Prestbury Golf Club

January 25, 2023

I manage a website called the golf hub – I am setting up hubs all over the UK I would initially like to twin you With withington Golf Club and hold golf day at your club for a Hub Final – This would mean that you would be the administrator of bookings for that golf day – we are calling it a Party In The Park – It is primarily for your golf club members as we have not got round to doing the Cheshire hub – We are working with Club V1 on this project – Project Adam for Witington Golf Club – Adam is a service agent at Club V1 – Withington Golf Club advertised for help with their web site – They will be so pleased when I announce what I have selected for them.
Please help me raise money for charity by advertising to your membership Withington Golf Club Broadband at £30.99 – The same price as BT – Commision to be paid to The Erica Society Foundation Trust for Junior Golf Development at Prestbury Go;f Club.

Withington Invoice

January 25, 2023

To Martin Keates / John Goddard / Bob Bolton / Tex McIor / Ben Etherington / Mike Casey / Trevor Eve / John Shurden / Steve Emmet – The Membership Notice Board

We would like to inform you that the donation to Smile aid has been returned – The donation was made when Will Powell Contracted Withington golf club to life-long support in IT and Agile Management.

This is one of the conversations in the bar.

The other conversation in the bar was with the bar staff – Alan was talking to an executive of the cub about the Infinity Business Card – a card that will bring £7,000 income to the club per annum £35K for life membership. He was asked by the staff not to talk to the exec – Alan was assertive and said  “do you mind this is none of your business and i would like to remind you that it is my money that pays your wages” – that’s all that was said. This is no reason to throw Alan out of the club after spending 16 years developing protopage for the Directors Table. By throwing Alan out of the club you have been placed on Comecon – Artisans Rates of £5 per hour. Alan is now invoicing you for 16 years working at 10 hours per week rounded up to £30,000 as the figure recorded to timebank is 20 hours per day for the delivery of Turin a Blazor Azure project. Alan is delivering HTTP:// and the BSG Elite University to WGC and revenue from this venture will go to WGC under the Forest404 collaborators Agreement. The income that WGC has earned this year has been donated to The Redcross at HTTP:// WGC is being charged for the development of Tesco Infonet / Gmpinfonet a Twitter Twilight Golf the Greater Manchester Police and Verastar Golfing society – whilst we are at it we will charge Verastar work to WGC that will give WGC revenue from HTTP://protopage,com/infonetintranetservices.

Part of the cost of this development has gone to HTTP:// / HTTP://protopageq1,com for Amazon UK and America – Alan is a Union Consultant and has volunteered his time to bring Tranquility to Amazon as a Guardian 

Consider this as an Invoice Form Red Octopus Business Services for £30,000 payable over 30 years by direct debit to Alan Bramwell Direct – Subkect to RPI Increase Januar.

Peter Johnson Red Octopus Solicitors

Should you not agree to these terms and re-instate Alan then a small claim will be raised for £160k for delaying the implementation of THE INFONET – which is now earning Red Octopus Money.

For generating this letter we charge £200 which is donated to The Erica Society Foundation Trust which donates to the WGC Captains Charity. Please advise us on what charity Ben Etherington is supporting this year.

Please copy Ben Etherington / John Goddard and The Club Notice Board and put in the suggestion book that you consult members before you kick them out of the club – hear both sides of the argument. I am creating a members union to stop this from happening again.

copy 2 Amazon.

Peter Johnson – Red Octopus Solicitors

Greta – Pegasus Agile Management – The Book – IRQ processing for project Moses The NHS

C2 Andy Burnham Mayor of Manchester / Mike Keen MP / BBC Make a Difference./ Grenada Reports / The One Show / Click Online

Alan Bramwell 

Tom Davies

Richard Gilbert


HTTP:// – the birdie 

Withington Golf Club Contract

January 25, 2023

IRQ 25/01/13:30 to 13:45 To set up Project Achilles for Verastar Product Owner RichardGilbertPOA – Verastar would not give Email – Release Verastar Community System at 11:11:11 tonight. 25/01/2023 Trello it as an Activity – log as done no further work to do other than nightly scrum. Log as a Trello Task Achilles should already be set up for Verastar Community Systems Jan 2019. Update 2015 – backlog Report Product Owner Alan Bramwell (Quidam).

Withington Golf Club on the same community guardian contract – we will Comecon Quo Vadis for them as they are not collaborating and are on Out of Contract rates like BT – Contract subject to RPI in January each year – Current Rate £5 Per Hour Directors Rate.- Directors Payroll / Artisans Rate – Artisans Payroll.Peter Johnson Red Octopus Solicitors.

Amazon Invoice

January 25, 2023

Amazon RecruitmentI have a poltergeist in this house things go missing – my keyboard is playing up – i have just gone to get my emergency keyboard and its not in its box – I have lost a white bord / genesys notes and a book. I will have to swap key boards on my macs – one mac is playing up – i need to replace it. 

I will buy a Stratbox Business and get BT broad band with 500 meg download and t5 meg upload for the Amazon project. I will also buy a new laptop for use at Amazon / two new websites purchased and installed last night HTTP:// and for America. 

I am going to have to buy a key board and monitor the bill will come to:

£1,000 for StratboxB

£800 for StratboxUP – University Portable

£300 for protopageq0

£300 for protopageq1

Estimate £100 for a decent monitor

Estimate £25 Keyboard

Estimate £5 for a mouse

Infinity Discount Cards £100

Email to MyApplicaton £100

Amazon Consultancy @4 hours at £1,000 per hour £24,000

Invoice to Amazon £100

Correspondance charged at Red Octopus Solicitors Rates £100 per hour.

Total £26,775 Discounted to £3,000 for Goodwill – For BT Broadband Contract

Invoice to Amazon HR Services for  HTTP://  

Payable within 30 days – Bankers Order 

to Alan Bramwell 4 Parklands Road



M23 0GB

I will now put Amazon on a Community Guardians Contrat which gives them free IT and Management support for the duration of their Union Negotiations

HTTP:// – Free

Comecon Project Work – Free

Comecon Payroll and HR System Free

Directors Payroll System – Free

The Directors Table – Free

Time Bank Artisans Payroll – Free 

Xenophone Home Working – Free

Santanet Charities – Free

Infinity Discount Card worth £7,000 – £100

Failure to Pay invoice will result in small business claim of £30,000 it takes valuable time communicating on Tee Time Movies.

Peter Johnson 

Red Octopus Solicitors Jan 25 2023 at 13:11:00

Bank and Stock Exchange – Comecon

January 24, 2023

Rich, I am having an effin great time – from school, I should have started at Barclays bank but my friend broke his leg and i had to come home from Europe early – My dad got me a job as a trainee Manager.

Tomorrow the first job that I am going to do is for the Erica society BitCoin with a collaborator factor as an exchange rate ffs Rich I am creating a bank and a stock exchange – it is going to take me half an hour – i want to do it now but I have not stopped all day I have had a big day 

ffs i did not take note of who I sent my reports to one was Andy Burnham the other I can’t remember I only had two stamps Tesco was closed

Withington Golf Club Sales Company Limited

January 24, 2023

Big Day tomorrow got to do a new business start up

purchase ledger / sales ledger / grn / stock recording / Payroll / Personel post / expences / company carry / healthcare – Medicare / general ledger / balance sheet / Profit and loss / corporation tax /

For Withington Golf Club Sales Ciompany Limited trading as Red Octopus Business Services Limited

Wish me luck

BBC Making A Difference

January 23, 2023

Alan is a Community Guardian he has a number of companies that raise funds for his charity The Erica Society Foundation Trust. He has Microsoft programers that work for him. They have created the infonet – it is now making money. He also manufactures and sell Stratbox Computer and has a University called BSG Elite – Bitesize in 2006 Alan had a very large contract to deliver education to junior golfers his websites for this venture are HTTP:// and Alan is in the middle of a roll out you can see Alan at HTTP:// a list of Alans Sites HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP.:// Agile Backlog Report Alan is writing a book on Agile project management and id developoong SSNA to track project he has a multi channel multilingual project called Zeus which will replace SAP. He has a Payroll and HR project called Quo Vadiz Alan is an IT Consultant – he wrote the Royal Mail System in 1993. Alan did the Y2k for sodexo but was not allowed to change their company structure – he is developing a company structure for his brand based on a bill of material. Alan does new company start up Business Modal Canvas he is a legend at Google HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// just giving HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// project Moses Alan is putting Stratbox into the NHS for The is more so much more HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// HTTP:// And more 200 more Adam tree planting BBC MAKE A DIFFERENCE AWARD


Twitter Twilight Golf

January 23, 2023

Welcome to twitwer twilight golf
1 Forest id F000000n / Twitter Hash Nickname
2 Lesson Start Date
3 Session 1 date
4 Session 2 start date
5 Session 3 start date
6 session 4 start date
7 lesson Emd Date
8 Infinity discount card Membership number
9 The Erica Society Blue Flamingos Just Giving Donation amountrms of reference


Show details

Alan Bramwell (alanbramwell2)

Alan Bramwell (alanbramwell2)

Alan Bramwell4 minutes ago

Terms Of Reference
Who Richard
What Forest Registration Turin Project Empire Project
Why Playstation Golf
When Now
Tangible deliverable Erica Society / Infinity Discount Card Revenue

Magna Carta

Red Cross Supernet

January 22, 2023

Attention Emily M South MerseyRed Cross I have evaluated the number of websites that i have constructed in the last month – the number is 50 for me to integrate these in a protonet / a super net – getting up to a hypernet it will cost in the region of £5,000. Hold fire Turin has the answer – in delivering TrainIT to you we can use a tutor to student many to many relationships. 

For me to Red Cross every one of these websites with narratives will take a day – my day rate is £1,000 per day.

I hope this is to your satisfaction – I will recover a small percentage of these charges from your forest 404 donations  We have not considered this factor in our analysis of the application – we were not expecting to do registration – i was going to clear all my assurance region down – now that this is production data we are going to have to resolve Forest 404 Bugs.


The Metaverse 

Blog this / don’t trello it

Red Cross Turin Class R&D

January 22, 2023

Red Cross thank you for your kind reply for such a small donation.

We noted on your feedback form that we want to be a partner of the red cross -0 if you put on your website with an instruction set to ask people to use forest instead of google we will up your collaborator status by 1 point – if we experience a sudden rise in revenue we will up your collaborator status again.

If you do not help us get visibility on the WWW we will drop your collaborator status but we shall continue to donate to Food Share at Tesco.

Welcome to HTTP://

By working with us and allowing us to donate to your charity we will create HTTP:// this will be done within the next 5 minutes – it will take us one hour to fully integrate you into our network. For this systems integration we charge £1,000 as we have multimedia channels tv and radio and newsprint – it will take an evening thought how best to integrate you – My initial thought is to make infinity care a primary key for Red Cross Charity – if that is so we will integrate you int MikekanempPOF  Product Owner of fundraising

This task is an IRQ you have interrupted my podcasting and nightly status reporting – I am going to have to drop my podcasting to go to bed to think about mapping you – I have had a busy few days we have good news forest 404 is making money which has triggered lots of activities an website creation I will look at the email activation for the last three day an link them to the red cross – the red cross being a primary ket and Mike Kanes MP site being the foreign keys.

These events have triggered me to use an agile Project management tool called Trello i a learning new skills I will cut an paste this text which is a Genesys document with typo errors and paste it into Relentless Trello and my Bramit Blog – I also need to start my Christmas 2023 family letter.

Happy Christmas welcome to HTTP:// raising money for The Christe and Maggies

Alan Bramwell

Community Guardian BA019 

Mike Kane Appeal

January 21, 2023

Mike is now raising funds for your community – We have big thing planned for housing development in your ward.

We are short of funds to get key deveopments completed – we have been a year now trying to get Protopsearch to work – we might have to outsource to google or Microsoft / IBM.

Can you please go to and make a donation – please can you ask the house of commons and the house of lords to make a donation and persuade then to start to use Forest 404.

If we get funding we will create a virtual cemetery in the meta verse called Shady Hollow. – this needs converting to a subscription site.


We really need you support now Mike I am going to have to take my company out of dormant and start to Pay my Associate Consultants / Friends and Oracles. 

Wishington Golf Club are benifitting for Junior Golf Development thhp:// /


January 20, 2023


What is your projected revenue for forest – have you earned anything yet.

Is it time to announce it on the one show,

Can we announce that 10% Donation will be made via The Erica Society Foundation Trust.

Or to the Treasury on top of Corporation Tax.


January 20, 2023

Emily This Communcation has neen circllated to my MP and My Solicitor

You will support me in getting off my CTO by viewing the companies that I manage and the projects which i have active.

Richard Gilbert is now yje lead in this project – he has introduced me to Agile project manahement software today. 

I have mapped our some of the projects that I am working on.

I have invested £1500 in this project you will get an invoice for the time spent today.

I notified you that my rates are £1,000 per hour discounted to you at £7 per hour – it is noe 11pm – that is 11 hours = £77 

Your computers will be discounted to £700 / £200 And £300. the computters are for Atherleigh Park Wytenshawe and Bolton Beech ward. The Invoice will be raised one the Stratboxes have been configured as Home Servers to servive NHS Infonet Mystudybuddies / Medicare

a copy of this script will be posted to Andy Burnham – Mayor of Manchester as this is A community Guardian Project – Carl Gayle Contracted to Life Time Support from Redoctopus by supplying me with coloured pens and reams of paper / notebooks.

You can reciew all project communications at Smmh have not been kept in the loop as they would not supply me with an email contact – times have changed under your watch – we can now go Agile.

Thank you for coming today – I an sorry that you did not wake me yesterday – I work nights – reporting to my son Adam who died in 2016.

Due to a miss communication two A Bramwells have been set up in our system – Thos is Adam my Guardian Angel working for me.    I am being blocked from Chatbox – That will be Adam !!!!!!  Yes I have gone mad Dillusioanla – or do Angels exist – I think yes we hold our loved ones close to us – they are there in times of need.


January 20, 2023

I create hundreds of change control tasks – these are logged on genesis documents – bits of paper – diary entries propane stick notes to floor troll with this muck effort would be like asking you to writ an entry for each line of code you do.

I might add a task for say doing 40 hours time bank development – then log your changes using time bank time recording – we need to agree a way of working that is efficient without too much logging.

I think one entry per table will be good enough to track – I will dd them NOW 

Plus I will add IRQ Interupt tasks 

I need to document TASK IT with a task class T – Trello Tasks. So T/R&d its non chargeable. T/X is Chargeable NHS.  P/X. Is Nimrod Paper Based NHS Chargeable 



January 20, 2023

I don’t know why you have two bramwell – I only registered one – one must be Adam

Can you change the status to Adam product owner – bramit scrum master

I have already added to the current sprint

I will add hyper projects / super projects / projects / micrprojects but I will not add tasks lists – I am paper based – I have a diary with 20 pages of tasks to complete – I am 20 days behind schedule waiting for progress from your self.

Did you get my note about you setting up an angular task list – see richardgilbertinfonet 

Rich you are my hero – I am taking red octopus out of dormancy and will start to pay you.

I will let you have the tables fo Quo Vadiz Annual Pay system.

Thanks Rich

Invoice NHS

January 18, 2023

Hello Christabel 

You are now product owner of my NHS projects – Moses 

It is now 22:56 I have been working on all day

I have just registered John Lennon was taken

I have retro’d it to

I charge £1,000 per hour for my Infonet / Intranet Services but I discount it to Carl Gayle

I will invoice you £12,000 discounted to £400 for this considerable effort – My Study Buddies for the NHS is now LIVE.

The contract with Atherleigh Park is £42,000

There is an IRQ and Payroll / HR system on the way for Sodexo Bank Employees – Plus a learning platform for Peer Mentoring.

I am certain that the government will be satisfied with

Can you please phone me on 0161 998 2637 I would like the opportunity to come in to discuss Intransition with you.

Alan Bramwell

Community Guardian BA019 PO001

My Study Buddies

January 18, 2023

My first live SSNA Site

Chat Box

January 18, 2023

I am sure that I tried this but did not get anywhere – it was on Click.

On 12 Jan 2023, at 10:40, Richard Gilbert <> wrote:

so have you been on yet? It’s amazing.

ChatGPT: Optimizing Language Models for DialogueWe’ve trained a model called ChatGPT which interacts in a conversational way. The dialogue format makes it possible for ChatGPT to answer followup questions, admit its mistakes, challenge incorrect premises, and reject inappropriate requests. ChatGPT is a sibling model to InstructGPT, which is trained to follow an instruction


January 18, 2023

Ok – looking at putting together a full stack blazor crud example for hosting as an azure static web app – love azure static web apps – free and I’m interested to see if we encounter the sql lite being blitzed issue – if we do I’ll use azure sql as I need to have a look at it at some point.

Azure Static Web Apps – App Service | Microsoft AzureA modern web app service that offers streamlined full-stack development from source code to global high

It’ll take a while to put the framework together but I should have some time today to get the ball rolling. Going to use chatbot as much as I can to see where it gets me!

Watched a blog on another awesome looking AI product


January 18, 2023

Excellent work Rich – How long did it take you.


Delete not done yet

Telephone number – Bug does not record 0161. Drops the 0 

Cange to spec – I changed the spec to record business not business id – business id is better but the user is not going to know it he will have to use business name and the system should api assign id.

Can fields url and email become clickable objects?

Can the display be restricted to 10 entries per page to save the user having to scroll down to the last page.

I am so so pleased that you have been able to create this transaction from what is a skeleton spec.

I wil now add lesson plans and session plans and establishment records to the spec / Stock recording.

I have been in touch with Manchester university print services – they will charge me about £50 for 100 8 page booklets for agile project management – that I will retail at £35 per copy – Explaining our Nimrod / Xenophon design Construct phiolosophy

Can you please do the following.

Set up student record as a google form 

Set up your Blazor student database 

Do your inputs to yje google form – this will mean that you will have to set up your own protopage – then do a transaction that joss or xml data from google into sql.

Now lets talk about Zeus – do you want the specification for the data dictionary that will allow you to select channel number / language id – I think that we should as I have just done some work on WTO World Trade Organisation Intranet for YMG International.

Excellent progress Richard lets make this first trannsaction perfect. Coning will then be a joy.

I hope that you are time banking your hours – I have a little budget for this for you.

On 17 Jan 2023, at 19:23, Richard Gilbert <> wrote:

Hey Big man

check out

finally battered Blazor into partial submission. Have a play but remember its a work in progress – also the data won’t be safe so don’t put tonnes on yet – need a sqlite strategy that works or may go to azure sql.


January 17, 2023
Message not delivered
Your message couldn’t be delivered to because the remote server is misconfigured. See technical details below for more information.

Harry and Megan

January 17, 2023

Prince Harry I hope that I find you well – please reply then I will send you a list of protopages and passwords for the royal family.

I sent a card to the Queen via William last year but I have had no response.

Alan Bramwell

Community Guardian (BA019)  

Please let me have your email address I would like to make you a product owner for google projects.

Joannas Podcasts

January 16, 2023

Could you please inform Joanna Lumley that a great way to inform people of her music podcasts is the infonet.

HTTP:// Work in progress






And many many more





CEO Infinity Business Management



January 12, 2023


Why is Bossons down – It is critical for my Stratbox promotion – My Stratbox has died – i need to come to you to get me started 

As you suggested I have purchased two new computers but can not get php/mysql working

I have started my specifications and build – please see HTTP://

I really would like you to do this for me – it would take you a morning


Please think of how great it would be on your CV – working for HTTP:// in PHP or CSharp

Started Turin / TrainIT – IBMQQQQ

January 12, 2023


January 11, 2023


in 2000 you showed me how ro write ASP.NET Forms – I used the wizard to create amend and delete transactions – I leant that you can set up a table application in a couple of hours.

Sadly my machine blew up and I lost my home sever,

I desperately need you to start to create online tables for me – If we could limit it to say 4 tables a month – On per week that wouldd be a major step forward and I could start to write my Pegasus Agile Book.

I need your phone number and address please can you let me have them and please confirm that you are onboard creating Empire Turin Adam and Nimrod projects.

Thanks Richard 

This venture will bring in revenue and will get you a MBE – see Bejay


CEO IBM – Infinity Business Management

I have planned out tasks for me to undertake for this year see – Code Red Backlog Report – I am 11 days behind schedule. I am very depressed at this moment in time – I nearly committed suicide today. – I have spent all year in bed just thinking and contemplating – awaiting your response to my suggestions. – I am in a bad place at the moment – Please build my tables for me.


January 7, 2023

Peter I will not get time to look at Revelation Document Handling – I am pushing it out to 02/02 


Please inform Paul about HTTP://

Product Owner Greg Berry

January 7, 2023

Hello Greg 

Can you please confirm that you are taking on the role of Associate Consultant to drive out the YFactor Tour / Magna Carta


CEO IBM – Infinity Business Management

Onboard Promotions

Bay Tree

January 6, 2023

British Empire Medal Winners

Forest Release

January 6, 2023

Forest is still being cleared down 

Happy new year 

Can you please resolve the problem.

Can you please resolve lipsum 

Create a  e mail address and phone number.

Please put as your favourites 








Please create your own protopage for Agile Project Management

Then write a release article for the financial times / BBC

Thant You

Agile Project Management – Task Management

January 5, 2023

Please start your own Genesys documents in your desk diary for tasks that i am loading you.

Pegasus Agile Task Management.

0 Tasks are not recorded linear – they are graffiti

1 A Nimrod Arrow at an angle is a pointer to another task on the War Board

2 A War board can be overladed in red / blue / black and green

3 for Project Task Management the War Board can be written as Overloaded Day entries – This is a Genesys document DO NOT attempt to schedule tasks = Transcript onto a Protopage todolist when a month’s effort has been recorded. Collect tasks as C tasks till [[lanning phase has been undertaken.

4 An Arrow to the right is Plan Ahead

5 An arrow to the left is a history task

6 An arrow up is a long-term project

an arrow pointing down is a scheduled task within day

7 A circle with a star in it is an unscheduled task

8 A circle with one line through it is a Started Task

9 A Circle with a cross is a finished task

10 two circles representing start date / end date is occupancy recording

11 a square with a date is a pointer to an occupancy start date


Extraunit Ltd for Design House

C2 Mike Kane MP


January 5, 2023


My project for 2023 will be called relentless

I will relentlessly pursue you until you decide to produce packed projects that we can market at Red Octopus.

Module will be 

Stock Recording 

Goods Receiving 


Picking List


Assembly order release

Control Centre IRQ Administration

Operation Cost Control


Empire Budget Cost Control

Operator Performance

Bonus Payments

I see no reason whilst you are coding for your employer that you can produce package projects for yourself on a stratbox

I will start to do the database design in Wigby this month then negotiate with Richard when he can convert it to SQL server. 

Paul we need you – we need your talent

Hello Product Owners – 3 Jan 2023 Midnight

January 4, 2023

I am sorry there has been no scrum meeting at 11 O’Clock to night I had a year end report to write and deliver…

I will attempt to map out what we have to do over the next two days tomorrow – I just have to work out how to get a google document attached to an e’mail


Brotherhood X.0 3 Jan 2023 – Sycamore

January 3, 2023

IBM Watson for Beginners if this is a book can you please buy 2 copies  – if it is an online service can you buy just one

Project Sycamore for The Meta Verse an on line Stock Market for Virtual businesses.

Thank You 

You wi;; enjoy this project by converting forest 404 to AI standards as Forest 303.



International Business Management

See for Munch Project

I don’t do online purchases since i was scammed and my bank account was raided.

New Years Resolution

January 3, 2023

Yes – New Years Resolutions

To promote myself to account manager

Outsource protopage registrations for Magnaarta to you

Plan ahead 

Do Organisation Charts and specifications

Progress Sycamore with you

Ensure that you become agile

Talk to you on the phone

Ensure that you ar happy working with me

Set forest infonet as a subscription based service

Set Magnacarta as a subscription based service

Set Shady Hollow as a Subscription based service

Work with IBM / Google / Microsoft / ICL / Ferranti / Apple / Twitter 

Define programming standards for Quantum Computing – YOU

Happy New Year – WE are going to be busy.

Work on YMG International

Employ 49 Associate Consultants 

Deliver BSG Elite University

Do Press Releases in The Financial Times and Time Magazine

Make contact with Andy Burnham and Granada Reports / The BBC – Gary Lineker

Going Agile with Q Core and Q Accounting Systems

January 3, 2023

Project Adam = TaskIT / Q CoreWatch all the Tee Time Moves that I have sent to you in Tesco Infonet  Mutch – History of the internet

Take note of the future of the internet – Shady Hollow

Please make forest 404 infonet a subscription based service = Q Core 

(We have talked so much about Paul’s Q System and the future of the infonet)

Start your own protopage account 

Create SSR Register – Systems Sevice Request 

Create PSR Register – Program Service Request

Create a task register 

A task – Priority Projects Task

B Task – Low Priority tasks

C Task – Unscheduled Tasks

R Task – Research and Development

T Task – Training Tasks / Personal Development 

K Task – Backlog reporting

S Task – Status Recording

Y task – You Tube Recording – Brotherhood X.0

TB Task – Timebank Recording

Please create a google form in your Protopage account for these tasks with a process callled

task TR = Time Recording as  Sql Server Process – Program under project Sycamore – Quantum  Computing  Task Q For Q Accounting Systems.

Thank you 

Quidam – IBM

Brotherhood X.0 01 Jan 2023 11:11:11pm

January 2, 2023
Alan Bramwell 11:16 PM (2 minutes ago)
to munchq1701, stevep1970, Richard, Paul, Kevin

Steve / Munch 

See Munch / Welcome to Forest 404 = Quidam Channel Brotherhood Scrum 01 Jan 23:11:11


IBM Business Management 

Amended E’Mail 2nd Jan 2023 17:30:00

January 2, 2023

A Day in the Life – Brotherhood 3.0 2nd Jan 2023

January 2, 2023
Project Adam 2023 / Nimrod 2023 / Empire 2022

Holiday – See Jan 1 for blog.

Watch / Munch / Hoskyns Education – Tee Time Movies


Produce Vision & Document with Terms of References detailing tangible deliverables – Who/what/why/where/when/cost


CEO IBM – Infinity Business Management

A Day in the Life – Brotherhood 3.0 2nd Jan 2023

January 2, 2023

Holiday – See Jan 1 for blog.

Watch / Munch / Hoskyns Education – Tee Time Movies


Produce Vision & Document with Terms of References detailing tangible deliverables – Who/what/why/where/when/cost

Power BI

January 1, 2023

Tom we need to start a Power Bi Application using Pegasus Agile can you afford 1 hour per 

A Day in the Life 2023 – Day 1 Jan 1

January 1, 2023

Happy new year Paul 

I have started a new decision for Red Octopus it is called Infinity Business Management.

I am mapping out my Nimrod 2023 tasks.

I am up to Jan 6

A Day in the Life 2023 – Day 1 Jan 1

January 1, 2023

Happy new year Paul 

I have started a new decision for Red Octopus it is called Infinity Business Management.

I am mapping out my Nimrod 2023 tasks.

I am up to Jan 6

I have 3 machines that are out of date they will not access the internet and one will not load windows.

I need a linux operating system on them with PHP/MySQL for my two new employees Munck and Steve.

Can I come up to see you drop off the machines had say hello.

What is your address?

The machines will got to Forest School at Gatley primary / Crossacres primary and Ash Gate Primary / Manchester Grammar School / Oak House Manchester University after we have programmed Zeus.



Infinity Business Methodologies.

Infinity Business Management

Ferranti Pegasus

Stratbox Industries

Red Octopus Research and Development


Q0 Alan

Q1 Paul

Q2 Munch

Q3 Steve


IBM / Laser Printing

January 1, 2023

Hi Steve / Happy New Year. has been set up as per the note that I gave you.

Communications in the restrictive zone are Private – I can set you up with a public zone once yo have agreed to our Community Guardian Contract

Your contribution to The Erica Society Foundation Trust has Secured you lifelong IT Support by Red Octopus.

Putting you in my Alan Bramwell friends database e\mail

Please reply to confirm that I have reached you 

Your Phone is going to Email

I want to make you a product Owner for Empire Systems – You will monitor progress of for me

 See for communications tracking of Empire Systems – Project Zeus.

On leaaving the Gardeners I was nearly picked up by Arrow Millennium Taxis – In 2006 I was employed by Arrow Mailing in their Print Services Division.

Arrow Millennium is now a division of The Red Octopus Brand. as is infinity business modelling and Infinity Laser Printing

Alan Bramwell 

CEO Red Octopus – Infinity

Happy New Year

December 31, 2022

Dave Cox

December 13, 2022

Hi Dave – Wythenshawe FM Station Manager

I am Quidam I have appeared on your show I have a Christmas present for Manchester – I am a Manchester Community Guardian It is HTTP:// watch out for tee time movies 

Alan (Quidam)

Happy Christmas

Nimrod Sunnah

December 13, 2022


Please start looking at for Nimrod Database Design. How are you doing on our subscription based quiz 

I think that you should suspend work on protosearch until i have written specifications – it has been over a year in development and you are making no progress – I put you under pressure on 07/07/2022 by announcing it to the queen – I wanted to see progress by 08/08

With regards to your design, it is a mystery to me why you have not got a second text box and a button to conduct the search or a Systems messages text box to report back the number of sites returned.

I am desperate to see you change your lipsum zone and desperate to see an inquiry where you can select a page of returns.

This is hard for me to say – but I believe that you are not having problems you are just not putting the hours in. I work all day and all night working on Nimrod – I have bought a printer I am going to have to start writing Specifications for you and posting them off – That way I can keep track of what I am asking you to do. 

I need to send you your Christmas present – Please give me your address and phone number again.

I have been asking for your phone number and you have not responded.

Do you want to work with me or not on Nimrod Database Applications – If not I will STOP.

You are a good friend – My Oracle – I just wish that you would turn your Email around every day and start to use protopage to report progress.

Nimrod release 23-1 Susanah (Sunnah) Smile Aid


Nimrod 22-12 Announcement

December 12, 2022

Nimrod 22-12 05:00:00

Just had a phone call from Anthony Kidd he can not make today’s meeting his boiler is broker.

So i have  announced 

Chrismas Gift

Christmas Giving

World Cup

Quidam Vision 

Lord Cambell Infonet

Mike Kane MP

All please look at your Christmas Gift on Christmas Day

Brian Fletcher FA Coach – Withington Golf Club Site

The Christie

The Christie TV And Radio

James At The Christie

Houldsworth Golf Club

Tee Time Deliveries

The Pizza Maker

The Magnet Stockport

Blue Flamingos

Wythenshawefm TV and Radio

Granada Reports

Tee Time Movies

Lokhul Reporter


Nimrod 22-12

December 11, 2022

My announcement 12/12/2022

December 11, 2022

December 11, 2022

– Manchester Polytechnic Lady Walmsley

December 11, 2022

Dear Lady Walmsley,

Can I tell you about my interesting work for Manchester Universities?

Yours sincerely,
Alan Bramwell
Community Guardian (BA 019) Manchester City Council CRB 001433682527

Sale Golf Intranet

December 11, 2022

Dear Mike Kane,

Hi Mike

Its Alan again
I would like your help requesting an award from the king for myself family and friends
Can you help please

Yours sincerely,

Alan Bramwell

As you are a mp for sale I am going to do sale golf intranet tomorrow


December 11, 2022


You keep clearing down my forest 404 announcements – Why

New announcement today announcing forest to the house of lords and house of commons via Mike Kane

Please announce on your protopage site that you will donate to The Erica Society Foundation Trust for funds raised from forest 404 transactions and that Erica will proportionally give to the MP Communications portal donation screen.

Lord Cambell of Pittenween

December 11, 2022

Dear Lord Campbell of Pittenweem,

I have selected a random lord – I than problems selecting a lord
Would you please help me with my DWP Case = They are recovering £20,000 of me universal credit.
The monies in an account in my name belonged to my family – it was their endowments pensions and death duties
I was an administrator of my son’s account he died in 2016 = I delayed disbursement till 2022. in which time I was claiming universal credits

Yours sincerely,
Alan Bramwell
Community Guardian

Inventor of The Infonet
HTTP:// 12/12/2022 Nimrod Day

Community Guardian (BA019) – Manchester

Mike Kane

December 11, 2022


Dear Mike Kane,

Please be the first MP in the houses of parliament to utilise The Infonet

Please see HTTP://
Link to Bramwell for Quidam and Bletchly postings
I still need your help with my claim to the dwp
I need you to write to the king saying that we contacted the queen on 07/07 but have not had a reply – Product Owner

Yours sincerely,
Quidam as known to Wythenshawe FM
Community Guardian (BA 019)

Can you please contact Andy Burnham I have no way of contacting Community Guardian Management
Zan toy please get me Andy Burnham’s E;mail Address

Nimrod 12/12

December 11, 2022

It is now 4:19 am 11/12/2022 I have been dreaming – this is a lightening thought.

Rather than making my planned announcement for 12/12 change it to : The Emma Bramwell Intranet and start to write Wigby Applications

Welcome to HTTP://theemmabrawellintranet


December 10, 2022

10/12/2022 12:00

Do the following Alan by 11:11:11 on 12/12/2022

Project Empire Stop what you are doing – i am taking over writing this program I have found my c# book

We need to go Agile – this is killing me!

please write a code converter

from = Pseudo code 

= English 

to 1 cobol

2 uni-nimrod

3 c

4 c#

5 php

6 javascript

I will not be doing the SQL i do not have a machine with it on

Paul Please give me a date and time when I can visit you I have 4 machines to configure to PHP/MySQL / or just natve Linux. Hitec have gas told me that two of my machines will not Refurb they will not access the internet – I need them for Javascript Training at my Academy in the wytjenshawe Forum where i am off to now.

this is protect Bletchly / Program Turin – It is a Pegasus Agile project – I will be tracking your response times. Protosearch is stripping me of my cash reserves. 


HTTP:// Moses

HTTP:// (

Action plan 

Add thechristies





to the standard bootmarks

Action Plan ii 

install wireless printer

Print this communication

post off as Chistmas cards


HTTP://protopagesantanet NOW with this communication

Cristmas card to read 

Please see HTTP:// for project Bletchly status report. 

Moses 2023 – Bletchly Park / Turin

December 10, 2022

Nimrod 2023Hi Rich this is going to get very very complicated.

can  you please create a transaction that has input 

1. client website 

2. webador website

3 protopage website 

4 favicon image file

5 background image file 

I have a specification to write for the ministry of defence and the NHS for image processing based upon a chapter that i read in XP Inder the hood about image file atttributes

create a project called Bletchley Park Please – Program Turin

We will write a specification together and outsource it to Oak House / Manchester Grammer School.


Infinity – Community Guardian (BA 019)

Release 12/12

December 9, 2022

For the release on 12/12 could you please let me have the following

1. Micronet – with a link to

2 Supernet – a clone of the infonet to cater for Magnacarta – include country / county-state / hub-name / golf club name

I have 200 dates registered hat I am releasing now.

3. Hypernet – a clone of infonet with the additional field business name

This should only take you an hour please timebank hours for future payment from the Erica Society Foundation Trust / The Christie.

See The Christie



Mobile Phone app desperately needed – can you gain the skills 

Can you request Paul to do it – if you are not able.

Or Charlie


Priority Tasks

December 9, 2022

No – I am just looking after your interests. Why would you think that I cause trouble.

Please see todays effort

We do not need protosearch for a while – we need to get people onto protopage first.

I need an enquiry by meta data for a singleton entry in metadata – I need the enquiry to show 101 protopages per page and the ability to display many pages – just like a bank statement.  Can you please make that your number one task.

Are you comfortable me asking you to do Mobile Phone E;Commerse transactions for the golf hub / shady hollow / manchesterbusiness card. This work is urgent I am all ready to go to announce The World Cup.

I am talking to Wythenshawe FM about it today.

Adam / Empire

December 8, 2022

You have told me that you will be starting it towards the end of the year.

In a meeting with Andy Partington where you threatened me with calling the police you were given a Manchester discount card with authorisation for selling them at £35 per card. A new version has now come out of print that will be sold for £101 per card.

Members can be discounted from restaurants and piizza shops in northenden.

Golf Hub Discount cards can be sold to members for £7.

Richard Gilbert is now being tasked to write a Twilight Golf Membership System and New Golf Handicapping System for Twilight Golf.

Andy Partington has been requested to tell members that they can now enter a competition for Roll Up Golf if they pay £1 to The Charimanrs Charity.

I am TELLING Richard to Stop Work on Protosearch form now – To treat it as a B task – to be done when A task duties can not be achieved.

Richard is Wrong on Project Empire for HRHINFONET Jingcharlesiii,me and should be working on a subscription based Quiz for Pegasus PGE Professional Jamems of PROTEE at Houldswortth golf club. When I gave you your Manchester Discount Card I Distrubuted £4.6 Million worth of licences to members of the scheme.

Richard will now undertake Personal Development and Training to develop  mobile applications.

Richard will develop an application that records

Season Round 1

Start Date and Time of Season

Start Date and Time of Round 1  / Score on hole 1

Ditto Score on Hole 2 

Ditto Scope on Hole 3

Ditto Score On Hole 4

End Date and Time of Season

Season Round 2 

Inherit round 1 for holes 5,6,7,8

Season Round 3 

Inherit Round 2 for Holes 9.10.11,12

Season Round 4 

Inherit Round 3 for holes 13.14,15,16

Season round 5 for holes 17,18

For non Hub Members 

Cost of Cards £

Discounted to £   When app shown to bar staff – Payment Made to Bar Staff.

I would like to remind you James that you are a keystone member of my team at Wythenshawe Golf / Tennis / Fooball . Bowls Club and would tike you to undertake the duties of mail chimp distribution of The Birdie Weekly News – Now being placed on HTTP://

Thank You James – Has the club found a replacement for Will Powell yet.

Richard Can you please raise SSR – Systems Service Request for Project Adam

With PSR for

1. Golf Quiz Phone App

2. Tee Time Golf Hole Recording Phone App

3, Junior Golf Handicapping System Phone App.

Please project manage under project Empire for Club Systems / Golf Shake / Play Less Golf / Play More Golf / ProTee Delivery

The Royal Connection

December 8, 2022

Tee Time Movies

3 hours of entertainment of projects that I am working on

  1. Goodnight Vienna

A product update for NHS Home Team = Project Moses and project requirements for Richard Golbert – Project Empire – Plus status reporting on my projects.

2 A Lifetime in Management.

Highlights of my career fot my daughter Emma who refuses to talk with me about my business activities – finishing my CV and about to introduce you to Harvard University CS 50 when the recording stopped om 3 hours.

3 Hatvard University Keynote = Part 1 09/09/2022 Nimrod Day 09.

The intention is that there should be an intermission  = Watching Golf Training.

Part 2 was delayed due to a disaster recovery task R popping up –  The Queen has Died.

4 Nimrod day 12 = Stamford Keynote Speech.

Distribution Systems / Paul / Harvard Referencing / Open University – Management:

Class R task : Now Task The Royal Connection

Xenophon / TrainIT for Paul :

Timebank Recording :

Kick Off Date and Time

December 7, 2022

The time has come the Walrus said to speak of many things 

of fun and joy,

love and hate 

and gifts to kings and queens.

BramIT 07/12/2022 07:07:07


December 3, 2022


Start a Earthshot project please.

Clone Forest 404 and wait for Quo Vadiz database changes

Payroll front end / back end / general ledger interface / company structure

Plus Zeus Nimrod databases – Multi-Channel / Multi-Lingual solution.

Give this top priority please.

You know that this has been on the agenda for 22 years = It should have been started a long time ago,

The Prince of Wales is in Boston – there is a tangible link to New Boston C programming training by Bucky.

Dr Rachel Clarke

November 30, 2022

Palliative care / NHS Activist on Hard Talk Last Night.

Set up NHS Tiger Team / Infinity Tiger Team

Work on this during the day – Get some sleep it is now 07:54

It is not helping matters that the BBC are showing World Cup at 2 am in the morning.

Action NOW search for ITV player for Fac-X TV

  • for evening matches – highlights


November 15, 2022

I have been contacted by yell we are working with them.

I have tried and tried to phone you – finally, I got through to the wrong number 

please give me your number

I am desperate for you to do a metasearch for green pages can you do it now please I need it this week.

Progress Chasing

November 13, 2022

Summer you are not communicating with me – you need to show me your cv

Here is my CV HTTP://

here is your cv HTTP://

Please get into gear you are part of my tiger team

Look for project Zeus that’s what you will be programming and Q Core.


Infinity and Alphabet

Daily updates – Scrum

November 13, 2022

As discussed our 5pm meeting….

look at to see how well i am progressing

I have created HTTP:// to show you where you should be at.

Please register your protopage website at as discussed.

Prices of courses for adults are going up to £32 – Recruit 10 for agile project management training and you should make £160 for each half hour session you pot on – The lesson is one hour 1/2 hour is project work.

Thank you for being GSG Elites First Student  and Red Octopus First Associate Consultant / IT Trainer / Enrollment Officer


CEO Infinity (Alphabet)

Gorton Mount

November 13, 2022

How’s this for a mouthfull

the infinity gorton mount primary trust for the infinity gorton mount primary academy

as a name for a protopage website

BramIT – The Air Cube / Pensions Dispute / Mike Kane

November 13, 2022

Mike I need your help with the dispute that I have with the DWP regarding my pension account.

As mentioned I had a family pension account in my name which was also the account of Adam Bramwell for the disbursement of his death duties,

Since being informed of the dispute I have given the monies to Emma to invest as she likes.

DShe is now being instructed to set up Infunuty Peabsions in an account in her own name called Emma Alexander Bramwell – and to enrol me as a customer on a 40 / 60 th pensions scheme.

Emma will keep the accounts of infinity and do the tax year end for its Charity The Erica Society – Emmas account will take charitable donations for the Erica society.

All this is documented in the Articles of Association for Design House Established in 1964 – My first Company.

I hope that this will help clear thing up with the DWP and help me recover the suns lost,

Thank You 

Alan Bramwell CEO Infinity

Community Guardian (BA019) – Gatley Primary


Ashgate Primary School Trust

Crossacres Primary Academy Trust

The Erica Society Foundation Trust – Proportional Giving

HTTP:// – Payroll and Financial Accounting Systems For New Businesses First Year Accounts. – Infinity Pay and Pensions End of Life Savings and Endowments,

C2 Richard Gilbert 

Paul Edwards 

Tom Davies Product Owner

 SSR 2023/002

Create by 11:11;11 2023 the business Infinity Achitecture – The Architectuture of Infinity Pay and Pensions End Of Life Savings and Endowments,

Suummer Duffy has been assigned to program the architecture in Wigby – Graham Sharpe EX Queens Architect has been contracted to design the offices of Infinity.

In fact I will do the Design for the offices and get it costed by Graham.

It Is Called The Air Cube. 

Change Request 2023/001

November 12, 2022

We could do with a full screen editor and there needs to be a button to get back to search mode 

And i still don’t understand how protosearch will work without a text box and control button

Thats what i would like to see for meta search and i need it asap.


The Meta Verse / Metasearch

November 12, 2022

Rich – The Metaverse

Clone of Forest404 create amend delete with additional fields

Estimated programming time 4 hours.

I am going great guns here rebranding red octopus as infinity 

but i have hit major major problems 

Webador has lost all my sites bar 2 meritocracy and q 

q will not render i am just left with meritocracy.

I am finally setting up redoctopus ssna – my bootstrap is not working the site renders when run locally but not when uploaded.

I know that you are having problems delivering protosearch – I need an explanation why – it has been a year since you started it.

I need you to be more communicative – I am always prompting you – I need you to take the lead and drive this project forward.

I urgently need metasearch that should be simple – Limit metadata to one search word initially you can expand the number of words to 8 if you think you can get that working by the end of the week!

I need a new table

1. Company URL

2. METAVERSE Protropage url

3 What thee words – word 1

4 what 3 words – Word 2

5 What 3 Words – Word 3

6 Country

7 State / County

8 Zip Code / post Code

9 first line of address

10 e.mail address

11 phone number

12 mobile number

13 date / time stamps

14 record id

Can i have this by the end of the week please Table / transaction name themetaverse

Thank you 


Tine Time

November 12, 2022

Metaverse Time Recording


November 12, 2022

Nimrod day +1 Project Adam 12 nov 01:21

Start up project Adam between you for our new metaverse 

Write Applications Twatter Facetwatgroups I will write instatwat/Bramagram for WGC Project Adam Club Systems 

I want video factoface video conferencing

Get onto it – Outsource its as a time bank project for a junior golfer to complete please.

Do the code – help and mentor them as Oracles Oracle Ale

The Chancellor – The Meta

November 11, 2022


I booked two events with will powell

Room 101 my AGM 111/11/yyyy at 11:11:11

Studio 54 My EGM 05/05/yyyy At 18:05/06 for twilight golf and Pizza and Prosecco.

I have anounded these dates to The Chrisie as being fund raising dates for there charity – Christies are going to be promoting the event.

As I needed today to announce my share holders as I need people to support me on this venture – James at Hazel Grove requested a duty to run my events there – I have chosen Curtis Hughes of Hazel Grove and George Jenkins. James Rowland Curtis and George are now share holders and will dictate the direction of our golf business together. James / Curtis and George will be given monthly updates as will you James as Product Owner of Adam. Adam Jones of the Chritsie will also become a product owner but not a share holder as collaboration with the Chistie has been poor for 22 years – Christie have not allowed me to use their logo to promote my charity golf days.

I am now nominating Peter Bishop / Brian Fletcher / John Goddard / Bob Bolton / Martin Keates / Trevor Eve / Peter George / Alan Stewart / Steve Emmet / John Gill and Ron Heald as my deputies / Red Octopus Share Holders.

Could you please inform today them using Mail Chimp.

Thank You 


Have you arranged a date for me to talk to Martin Keates yet

These are the Key Dates.

1. Every day of the year – Playmore Golf The Chancellor entry form Donation using Just Giving

2. Regional Qualifier  06/06/2023 at WGC

3 Regional Final 07/07/2023 Cheadle Hume / Bruntwood Park

4 National Final ’The Meta’ Hazel Grove Golf Club 11/11/2023 @11:11:11 Shotgun Start

5 The Adam Bramwell Shady Hollow Memorial Trophy 06/06/2024 Houldsworth Golf Club 11:11:11 Shotgun Start ‘Meta’ Regional Final

6 12/04/yyyy The Chancellor Trophy – All Golf Cubs In the UK £7 entry fee for club members £28 for Playmore Golf £7 Discount To The Erica Society Foundation Trust.

The dates have been announced at WGC/Cheadle/Houldsworth/Hazel Grove/American Golf Today.


James Dunn

C2 Richard Gilbert …. Adam Jones    Golfbycurtis Protopage and Webador Promo to be done by 12/12/2022 at 12:12:12  JamesRowland PegasusPGAPro Sites to be developed by 12/12/2022 with online Phone and Collect Ben and Jacks Shop. 

Paul Edwards

Tom Davies

Martin Keates